Janky Japanese MP3 Player Cleans Your Face With The Power of Negative Ions

Janky Japanese MP3 Player Cleans Your Face With The Power of Negative Ions: "Japan is great. Well, for the purposes of this post it is. Where else on Earth can you find an MP3 player with an incredible 128MB of memory that features a built-in negative ion dissipator? Yes, yes, dear friends, not only will this player, the mpion, play 12 of your favorite songs, but its negative ion blaster will clean your face, clear your pores and make you a happier person. That’s what late night TV has taught me about negative ions at any rate."